I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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