awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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