Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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