His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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