yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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