I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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