I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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