fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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