She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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