covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol