we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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