Your dad touched me again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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