Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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