I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
