hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i drank out of a bidet.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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