I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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