you would pick up someone in the library
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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