Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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