He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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