Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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