She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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