Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I didn't notice because vodka
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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