Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
FUCK WHALES
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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