Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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