how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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