He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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