You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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