its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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