Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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