I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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