We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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