he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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