Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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