I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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