So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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