There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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