It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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