Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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