Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Two words: nipple clamps
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