just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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