You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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