Umm I'm too high to move.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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