hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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