Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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