how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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