This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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