I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im having a threesome with these popsicles
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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