You work out of a Hotel?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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