sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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