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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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