I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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